1 00:00:12,018 --> 00:00:18,318 04 Home Alone 4 Taking Back The House Family Comedy 2002 [H246-mp4] English 2 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,689 Viv, I know there are only three shopping days left, but they called... 3 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,942 and they want to see your house I n an hour. 4 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,985 ♪ - [ Rock ] - Uh-huh. ♪ 5 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,029 ♪ - Mom! Make Buzz turn off ♪ ♪ the music. - [ Pop ] ♪ 6 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,073 - No problem. - Mom! 7 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,158 - " Mom." - Hang on, Viv. 8 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,160 - Let your sister rehearse. - Like that'll help. 9 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,162 - And clean up the kitchen. - But... 10 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,915 Now. Okay, Viv. I'll see you in a bit. 11 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,042 I thought I told you to clean up the kitchen. 12 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,711 - I did. Can I go to the movies tonight with friends? - No. 13 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:48,382 - No... - No, no. I'm showing a house. I need you to baby-sit Kevin. 14 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:51,176 - Why can't Megan do it? - She has to go to rehearsal. 15 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,388 - You don't have to go to the movies. - I do if I want a life. 16 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,517 You're baby-sitting Kevin. Where is he, anyway? Kevin. 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,061 - What is it? What is it? - [ Boy] A car! 18 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,230 - Whoa! - [ Man ] Wait a second. That was... 19 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,399 Honey, that was mine. 20 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:08,277 [Buzz On TV] Awesome. It's got an antenna and everything. 21 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,904 - [Dad] Merry Christmas, Mommy. - [ Boy] Merry Christmas. 22 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,490 [ Mom On TV] Merry Christmas. 23 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,576 - [ Dad] What did I get? - [ Buzz ] What is this? 24 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:18,078 - [ Megan ] Thank you. - [ Mom ] Everybody get in the shot. 25 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,622 - Everybody get together. - [ Buzz ] Okay. 26 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,375 - [ Mom On TV ] All right. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 27 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,295 - Merry Christmas. - Very funny, Buzz. 28 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,297 [ Mom Laughing On TV ] 29 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,383 - Last Christmas, huh? - Yeah. 30 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,345 This Christmas isn't gonna be any fun. 31 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,474 Of course it will. 32 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:43,312 Honey, we're gonna do all the same things we've always done. 33 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,982 Sing Christmas carols, be with family and friends... 34 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,736 put cookies and milk out for Santa. 35 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,239 - It's gonna be just the same. - Except this year... 36 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,283 no Dad. 37 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:59,620 Right. That's the one thing that's different. 38 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,872 Why can't you just get back together? 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,792 [ Sighs ] Honey, we're just gonna have to let that go. 40 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:09,338 - [ Chattering On TV] - That's a no, right? 41 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:13,133 It means some things are just out of our control. 42 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,302 I know you miss your dad. 43 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,972 And he loves me very much. 44 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:22,100 You both do, and it has nothing to do with me. 45 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:26,230 - Did he tell you that? - I'm nine years old. I watch a lot of TV. 46 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,484 Did he leave because of me? 47 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:32,611 No. Of course not. 48 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,822 - I knew it. It was Buzz and Megan. - [ Chuckles ] 49 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,953 Oh, it wasn't anyone... or any one thing. 50 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,789 Then what was it? 51 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:47,709 That's not easy to explain. 52 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,879 But, uh, sometimes when... 53 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:54,508 people are married for a long time, they get into kind of a rut. 54 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:58,637 - You know what a rut is? - Yeah. Like, when people aren't having any fun... 55 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,681 and they're really bored. 56 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,183 Kind of like that. 57 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,811 Now, will you come downstairs? 58 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,896 When you're ready. 59 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,483 [ Chattering On TV] 60 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,322 - Hey! - [ Clapping ] 61 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,200 Wait a second. 62 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:23,912 - [Megan ] Kevin, come in here. - [Buzz] Hurry, you've gotta see this! 63 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,295 [ Groans ] Ow! Hey! Hey! 64 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,006 - You always fall for that. - Let me up, zit-face! 65 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,884 - Lamebrain. When are you gonna learn? - Get off your brother. 66 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,469 - And shouldn't you be rehearsing? - [Kevin Grunting] 67 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:43,015 - How are you getting to the teen centre? - Ashley's mom's picking me up. 68 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,350 - [ Grunting Continues ] - Can I please go to the movies? 69 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,352 No. I told you. You're watching Kevin. 70 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,771 - Please let him go. I'll stay home alone. - No. 71 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,192 - [ Scoffs ] I've done it before. - Don't remind me. 72 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,987 You loused up my whole night. 73 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:59,656 And if I'm gonna be miserable, you're gonna be miserable. 74 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,700 - Mom! - [ Door Opens ] 75 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,453 - [ Man ] Hello. It's me. - Dad! 76 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,079 - Dad! - Hey, big guy. 77 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,832 - [ Growls Playfully ] - I didn't know you were coming tonight. 78 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,876 - Oh, I thought I'd surprise you. - Hey, Dad. 79 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,670 Hey, Buzz. 80 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,508 Oh, Kate. Gosh, the place looks great. 81 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:20,052 Really nice decorations. 82 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,137 - Same as every year. - [ Kevin ]So, um... 83 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,847 Dad, why'd you come tonight? 84 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,433 Actually, I want to talk to your mom about something. 85 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:31,271 Privately. 86 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,400 - Do you think he wants to come home? - Aw, Kev. 87 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,402 [ Huffs ] 88 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,906 - What? - No " Hello, how are ya?" 89 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,867 Sorry. I have a business appointment, Peter. What do you want? 90 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,912 Okay, gosh. I wasn't gonna jump right into it, but... 91 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:51,500 Well, you know Natalie and I are living together, and, uh... 92 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:55,254 well, when our divorce is final, I'm gonna marry her. 93 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,967 Really? 94 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,554 You're getting married again. 95 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:12,312 Wow. That's, uh... That... 96 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:15,023 [ Exhales ] Wow. We've only been separated eight months. 97 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:19,736 Yeah, I... It just happened real quickly, and... Listen, Kate... 98 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:23,323 I really want the kids to spend a little time with me over the holidays. 99 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,784 You want the kids for Christmas? 100 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:29,413 Just a couple of days. I want them to get to know Natalie better. 101 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,877 Oh, because she's gonna be their, uh, stepmother. 102 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,712 Yeah. 103 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,427 Well, you're gonna have to ask them. 104 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,181 I know. 105 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,975 - How am I supposed to see my friends? - It's only a few days. 106 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,562 Well, duh, but that's just long enough for me to fall out of the loop. 107 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:57,191 - Yeah, you can't expect us to give up our vacation. - Well, Kevin? 108 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,569 There's a royal family coming to visit. 109 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:04,448 They have a son around your age. You might have a chance to play with a crown prince. 110 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,159 - A crown prince? - Wouldn't that be cool? 111 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:10,662 - Yeah, way cool. - And you guys wouldn't believe the room... 112 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,373 that Natalie has set up for you. 113 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,375 What do you say? 114 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:23,509 - I think I'm gonna pass. - [ Exhales ] 115 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:27,179 It just wouldn't be right leaving the family at Christmas. 116 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,057 - I'm sure you understand. - Yeah. Yeah, I do. 117 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,978 Well, it's... it's an open invitation, hmm? 118 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,650 And I won't be back too late. 119 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,945 Since you're staying home, it wouldn't hurt to do some of your chores. 120 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:46,532 Yes, ma'am. I'll make sure they get done. 121 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,127 Clean it, cheese-face. 122 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:14,184 Ow! 123 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,609 Oops. 124 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,611 My fault. 125 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,954 Hello, I'm home. 126 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,749 Hey. 127 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,751 - How'd it go? - Awful. 128 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:43,380 I hate Buzz. I never want to be stuck home alone with him as long as I live. 129 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:46,717 Oh, honey. I know he picks on you. 130 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,595 Picks on me? Humiliates me, tortures me. 131 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,014 I'm sick of being everyone's favourite joke around here. 132 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:55,225 Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to be the youngest. 133 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:59,188 Well, I hate Buzz. I wish I didn't have a brother or a sister. 134 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,899 - You don't mean that. - Yes, I do! 135 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,276 I wish I was an only child! 136 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,409 Well, I'm sorry that you're so unhappy. 137 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:16,747 Maybe you should go to your room and think about what you have, rather than what you don't have. 138 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,501 [ Scoffs ] 139 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,379 [ Sighs ] 140 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:27,257 Only children don't know how good they have it. 141 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:31,178 Life would be perfect if Buzz and Megan weren't around. 142 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,852 I mean, is it too much to ask for a family who actually likes me? 143 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,232 [ Sighs ] I'd run away. 144 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,943 If I knew where to run to. 145 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,198 Hey, I do! 146 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,450 I have an open invitation. 147 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,704 [ CoinsJingling] 148 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,460 [Peter] Can't get my seat belt unfastened. 149 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,504 [ Woman Laughs ] 150 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,055 [Peter] Thanks, Alan. 151 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,142 Thanks. 152 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,479 Oh, what an incredible evening. 153 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,481 And not a bad night's work. 154 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,442 We raised over two million for those children's charities. 155 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,028 Door, open. 156 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:39,371 And I am on the verge of signing two of the biggest clients in Chicago. 157 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,749 That's because you're the best publicist in the world. 158 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:47,129 - Doors, close. - Have I remembered to thank you for telling everyone that? 159 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:49,173 Fire, light. Not tonight you haven't. 160 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,258 Perhaps I ought to show my appreciation. 161 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,385 ♪ - Music, on. - ♪ [ Classical Starts ] ♪ 162 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,929 - Curtains, close. - [ Chuckles ] 163 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:06,064 Aw, nuts. Just when things were getting good. 164 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:10,736 - Nice house, huh, pumpkin? - Sure is, Marv. You sure you don't wanna rob it? 165 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,739 No. No, I don't wanna rob it. 166 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:18,452 My robbery days are over. Darling, we're moving up to the big money. All right? 167 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,621 The easy money. No middleman. 168 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,957 Pure profit. Strictly a class operation, huh? 169 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,877 Three words, Vera. Kid... na... ping. 170 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,006 I think that's only one word. 171 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,091 We're gonna wait for the royals to arrive... 172 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:36,720 Hup, dup, dodey-do... And then we're gonna kidnap the prince. 173 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,765 [ High-pitched Voice ] "Oh, don't kidnap me. I'm fancy." 174 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,767 You sure we can pull it off? 175 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,769 I mean, without Harry making the plans? 176 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,731 Look where Harry's plans kept landing me, huh? In jail. 177 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,983 Well, not this time. Because this time... 178 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,985 I'm the boss. 179 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,987 - [ Scoffs ] - Who's the boss? 180 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,241 - You're the boss. - I love being married. Eh? 181 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,669 - That's my girl. - Hey! 182 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,672 Oh! Looks like they got a visitor. 183 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,363 This where you want to go? 184 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:40,158 - Yeah, this is the place. Thank you very much. - [ Coins Jingling ] 185 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,286 Keep the change. 186 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,288 It's all change. 187 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,388 [ Snoring ] 188 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,602 [ Beep ] 189 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,813 [ Sighs ] 190 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,910 Who are you? 191 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,830 [ Gulps ] 192 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,249 [ Man On Speaker ] Beg your pardon, ma'am. 193 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,251 Yes, Prescott? 194 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:35,172 Mr. McCallisterhas a visitor. The young man claims to be his son. 195 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,424 Well, send him in. 196 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,804 - Kevin! - Dad! 197 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,308 Hey! Oh! I thought you said weren't coming. 198 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:50,354 Well, I started thinking, hey, it's not fair if Mom gets all the kids for Christmas. 199 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,689 - [ Chuckling ] - What's Christmas without kids, right? 200 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,025 Right. Hello, Kevin. 201 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,819 Hi, Natalie. I hope you don't mind me just dropping in like this... 202 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,821 but my dad did invite me. 203 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,908 - Yes, I know. - Is the invitation still open? 204 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:07,287 Of course it is. Molly, would you come here, please? 205 00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:12,084 I've been looking forward to spending time with you. 206 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,336 Your dad talks about you kids a lot. 207 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,713 Buzz is the troublemaker. I'm the adorable one. 208 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,424 Oh. Ah, Molly. 209 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:23,095 This is Kevin McCallister, and he's going to be staying with us for a few days. 210 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,097 Would you make up the special guest room? 211 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,808 Ah, the special guest room. 212 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,394 Right away, ma'am. 213 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:36,859 - Oh, and Prescott, give Kevin a house key. - If you say so, ma' am. 214 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,866 What kind of key is this? 215 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,993 It's a key to the whole house. 216 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,204 This is a smart house, Kevin. It does whatever you tell it to. 217 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,331 Fire, out. 218 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,712 Curtains, open. 219 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:02,634 Wow! I think I'm gonna like it here. 220 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,014 Go ahead. You try. 221 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,435 Door, open. 222 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,948 Wow! This stuff is so cool. 223 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,826 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 224 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,412 This is such cool stuff! Ah! 225 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,623 Oh! Look at this game! 226 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:36,960 This chair's a remote control chair! Oh! 227 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,046 Oh, yeah! 228 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,507 This is so cool! Oh! 229 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,051 - Think you'll be comfortable here? - I'll say! 230 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:47,846 Thanks, Natalie. This is gonna be the best Christmas ever! 231 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,890 Lights out, Kev. 232 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,019 Hey, Kevin? 233 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,730 Kevin. 234 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,899 How many times can I lose this child? 235 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,318 - Kevin. - [ Cell Phone Rings ] 236 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,197 - Hello. - [ Peter ] Kate, I... 237 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,449 wanted to let you know Kevin just got here. 238 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,993 Oh, thank God... 239 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,163 he got there... safely. 240 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,834 - I was gonna call you, but uh... - Are you okay? 241 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,380 Yeah. Yes, I'm fine. 242 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,258 Well, thanks for letting him come. 243 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,346 - Well, thanks for calling. - Merry Christmas. 244 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,937 Merry Christmas. 245 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,661 [ Molly's Voice ] Good morning, Kevin. 246 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,663 Good morning. 247 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:58,250 - Who's there? - Over here, dear. 248 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,753 Hey. Hi. 249 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,590 Breakfast time. Anything special you'd like? 250 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,300 Anything? 251 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,302 Anything. 252 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,039 - Wow! - Sometimes I can't wait for Santa to come... 253 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,917 so I end up doing some shopping by myself. 254 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,753 - Would you like to open one? - No, you're gonna spoil him. 255 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,632 Dad, it's her house. If she wants to spoil me, she can spoil me. 256 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,635 All right. All right. But just one. 257 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,553 And not... the biggest one. 258 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,266 Does it really fly? 259 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,477 It really does, but only outside. 260 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,321 - [ Natalie ] We don't want to break anything. - Wow! Thanks, Natalie! 261 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,320 Why do you have to leave? It's so close to Christmas. 262 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:12,282 I know, but the royal family's coming for one of Natalie's fund-raisers... 263 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:16,870 and it's my job to make sure the event's well-covered by press and photographers. 264 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:22,459 Hey, it's not gonna take that long, and I won't have to work for the rest of your vacation. 265 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:25,754 And if you need anything, ask Prescott. He'll take care of you. 266 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,131 It's a cool plane, huh? 267 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,175 I think she's trying to buy my affection. 268 00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:32,594 - [ Chuckles ] Kevin. - What? 269 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:35,180 I'm not saying it's a bad thing. 270 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,267 I'm glad you're here. 271 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,521 [Engine Starts ] 272 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,296 Mr. Prescott, can I ask you a question? 273 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,467 - Yes. - Can you make a milk shake? 274 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,142 Do you have chocolate? 275 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,644 What? Natalie said anything I need. 276 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,898 - And you need a milk shake, do you? - A chocolate one. 277 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,109 - Do you think we'll have a white Christmas? - It seems highly unlikely... 278 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,361 given the recent unseasonable temperatures. 279 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,239 What's this thing? A mini elevator? 280 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,659 It's called a dumb waiter. 281 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:40,871 - Why is it called a waiter? - Because it carries food. 282 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,165 - Why is it called dumb? - Because it doesn't speak... 283 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,167 or ask countless idiotic questions. 284 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,838 [ Machine Whirring ] 285 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,163 - Can you read? - [ Gasps ] 286 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:26,124 The door. " No Entry." 287 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,127 - What, does that mean me? - Especially you. 288 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:40,305 This is the control centre from which I manage this entire household... 289 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,307 as well as my personal quarters. 290 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,893 Miss Natalie may have granted you run of her home... 291 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,480 but this is my domain and strictly off-limits. 292 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,524 Understood? 293 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,485 Any more questions? 294 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:55,529 Good. 295 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,454 ♪ [ Humming ] ♪ 296 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,376 Hey, Molly. Whatcha doing? 297 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,461 Cleaning the house. 298 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:15,090 - Gross. - Oh, no, no. Not in this house. 299 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:18,552 Watch. Vacuum, on. 300 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:28,020 - Vacuum, off. - Wow! The place even cleans itself! 301 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,355 Want to see something really cool? 302 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,860 Open sesame. 303 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,241 Wow! This place is awesome. 304 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,911 [ Chuckles ] Yes, it is. 305 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,288 ♪ - [ Soul, Man Singing ] ♪ ♪ - [ Lip-syncing ] ♪ 306 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,831 - [ Thud ] - [ Prescott Groans ] 307 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,685 Music, off? 308 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,191 ♪ - Music, off. ♪ ♪ - [ Fades, Ends ] ♪ 309 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,486 I'm off to the store. I'll be back in an hour or so. 310 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,989 And don't pick on that dear child. 311 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,616 Door, open. 312 00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,542 [ Marv ] She's out of the house. 313 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,090 All right. The coast is clear. 314 00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,885 - Let's go. - Wait. Are you sure it's safe? 315 00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:25,888 Pumpkin, would I take you in there if it wasn't safe? 316 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:30,517 It's just if the prince don't arrive till tomorrow, why are we going in there now? 317 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,645 To get the lay of the land. What do ya think, Vera... 318 00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:36,899 we're just gonna go in there tomorrow and start grabbing kids? 319 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:40,652 "Ooh, everybody get in the van." No. 320 00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:44,907 We gotta figure out the where, the when, the how to get him out of there. 321 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,618 Do you know the secret to criminal success? 322 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,870 Not getting caught. 323 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:52,122 Planning. Preparation. Preparedness. 324 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:54,458 Be Prepared. Be a prepared " preperator." 325 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,669 Eh? That's my motto, and that's why I'm... 326 00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,714 - A Boy Scout. - No. The boss, eh? 327 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,716 - Who's the boss? - You're the boss! 328 00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:04,718 - Where's the boss? - Right here. 329 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,679 - Hey. Boss, party of one. - Right there. 330 00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,140 All right. Let's go, pookie. 331 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,989 No. It can't be! 332 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,248 It is! It's Marv! 333 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,628 Mr. Prescott? Mr. Prescott, are you there? 334 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,469 Mr. Prescott! Help! 335 00:23:57,187 --> 00:24:00,232 [ Gasps ] Marv, the alarm is on. 336 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:03,235 Oh, no. What are we gonna do? 337 00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:06,238 Watch this, eh? 338 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,075 Oh. 339 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,288 - Alarm, off. - [ Beeps ] 340 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,417 - Hmm. - Door, open. 341 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,460 [ Buzz ] 342 00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:23,422 - Ahh! - That is one handy gadget. 343 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,924 Well, what's my motto? 344 00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:28,635 You're the boss? 345 00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:31,221 - Be Prepared. Yeah. - Right. 346 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,558 I married a genius. 347 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,482 What do you think that is? Is that a turkey ball? 348 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,943 - Just put that down. Like a klepto here. - All right. 349 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:48,739 - The prince should be staying in one of these rooms. - I think that's an elevator. 350 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,492 - Don't... You give me such a headache. - You give me a headache. 351 00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:54,536 - You're giving me a headache. - You give me a headache. 352 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,998 - [ Marv ] Don't push me. - Door, close. 353 00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,792 - [ Whispering ] You're driving me crazy. - You're driving me crazy. 354 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:03,420 - You're driving me... - Oh, shut up. 355 00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,506 Door, open. 356 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,050 - Door, close. - I love this thing. 357 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,594 Marv... 358 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,138 The door was... shutting. 359 00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,599 What's wrong with this thing? Door, open. 360 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,360 [ Marv Whispering ] I think there's somebody here. 361 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,362 Anybody in here? 362 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,447 - Well, not now. Shh! - You shh! 363 00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:32,783 - You shh! - You shh! 364 00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,079 [ Water Running ] 365 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,331 Maybe the prince came early. 366 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,961 [ Water Running ] 367 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,773 - [ Raspberry ] - [ Marv ] What the... 368 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,818 [ Both Screaming ] 369 00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:14,116 [ Groans ] 370 00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:16,785 That's it. Come on. 371 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,083 [ Groans ] Ow! 372 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:29,214 [ Groaning ] 373 00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,550 [ Screaming ] 374 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,101 [ WaterRushing] 375 00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,286 - [ Gasping ] - Up! 376 00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:06,460 - [ Marv ] Come on, honey. - Uh! Marv! 377 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:10,964 - [ Creaking ] - [ Vera Gasping ] 378 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,383 [ Screaming ] 379 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,638 [ Marv ] Ow! Ow! Ow! 380 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:23,352 Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! 381 00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:26,396 [ Vera Gasping ] 382 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:29,483 Mr. Prescott! 383 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:32,819 Mr. Prescott! 384 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:42,120 - You! - Hello, Marv. 385 00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:45,457 Well, long time, no see. 386 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,835 - Huh, kid? - Is that the prince? 387 00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,754 No, that's Kevin. Kevin, Vera. Vera, Kevin. 388 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:53,507 If that ain't him, let's get outta here before somebody sees us. 389 00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:55,843 Yeah. I think we got the lay of the land. 390 00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:59,054 I'll be back! [ Yells ] 391 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,723 - Come on! - Oh, all right! 392 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,145 [ Tires Squealing ] 393 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:32,379 - House, clean yourself up. - [ Buzzes ] 394 00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,631 Well, it was worth a try. 395 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:37,259 Okay, maybe they won't be too mad. 396 00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:41,680 I mean, once I tell them what happened, maybe they'll be okay with it. 397 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,602 [ Screams ] 398 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,313 - Or maybe not. - What... What... 399 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:52,900 What... What... 400 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,027 - [ Creaking ] - What... What... 401 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:59,823 Okay, I know it looks bad, but... 402 00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:02,201 - [ Screams ] - Honey, what's the... 403 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:07,456 - [ Panting ] - Kevin, what... what... what have you done? 404 00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,042 Prescott! Prescott! 405 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,794 - It's not working. I tried. - [ Prescott ] Yes, ma'am? 406 00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:16,215 Get up here! Now! 407 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:20,177 - Well, it wasn't working. - Kevin, what happened? 408 00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:22,804 It wasn't me. It was the burglars. 409 00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:26,558 - The burglars? - Yeah. And I recognized the one guy. Marv. 410 00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:29,061 Did I ever tell you about him? That's another story. 411 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:32,272 But the point is they were gonna rip off your house. 412 00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:35,776 - So you chose instead to trash it? - No. I was trying to protect it. 413 00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:38,278 - By trashing it? - What in the name of... 414 00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:40,531 Hey, why didn't you come when I was calling you? 415 00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:42,407 Prescott... 416 00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:45,911 were you aware of any burglars here today? 417 00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:48,413 Burglars? 418 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:51,625 No, ma'am. All the alarms were on as usual. 419 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:54,461 Maybe they turned 'em off. They had one of these, you know. 420 00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:57,714 I saw no intruders, and except for... Beg your pardon, ma'am... 421 00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:01,927 The briefest of bathroom breaks, my eyes were on the monitors at all times. 422 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:05,764 How one child could do so much damage in the time it took me to... 423 00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:08,225 - Well, it's quite beyond me. - It wasn't me! 424 00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:10,227 Well, there was no one else here. 425 00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:11,562 - He's lying! - Am not! 426 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:12,771 - Are too! - Am not! 427 00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:15,566 - Are too! - With all due respect, sir... 428 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:18,277 I did see Master Kevin playing with the devices... 429 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,612 - as if the house were a big toy. - [ Gasps ] 430 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:23,198 The only hooligan here today was your son. 431 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:26,493 - [ Hyperventilating ] - Give us a minute. 432 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:29,413 [ Hyperventilating Continues ] 433 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,040 Kevin. 434 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:34,334 [ Hyperventilating Continues ] 435 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,802 - Kevin, sit. - Dad... 436 00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:49,683 - What's going on? - I told you. The burglars broke into the house. 437 00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:53,353 Kevin, you know I can forgive just about anything but lying. 438 00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:57,107 Oh, right. So you wouldn't get mad if I wrecked the place, which I didn't... 439 00:30:57,191 --> 00:30:59,109 as long as I admit that I did... 440 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,195 which I didn't? 441 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:06,408 Well, I thought this over and, uh... 442 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:09,369 I understand that this is a difficult adjustment for you. 443 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:12,372 It's only natural that you'd be acting out. It's a need for attention. 444 00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:14,249 - No, it isn't. - Kevin! 445 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,960 [ Natalie ] Anyway... 446 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:21,632 Anyway, what's a little damage? 447 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:24,468 It's not as if I'm not insured. 448 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,553 Do you have something to say? 449 00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:29,056 Thank you. 450 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:34,102 - And? - I'm sorry for the damage of your house. 451 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:13,183 [ Audio Rewinding ] 452 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:17,729 The security cameras must have got the whole thing on tape. 453 00:32:21,567 --> 00:32:23,694 What? 454 00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:26,196 Prescott must have turned off the cameras. 455 00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:32,786 [ Marv ] It's unbelievable. 456 00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:35,289 It is not to be believed! 457 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,042 I can't believe this! 458 00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:41,086 It's the lousy kid again. 459 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:43,922 Everywhere I break into! 460 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:46,967 It's like he's stalking me or something. 461 00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,011 Come on, Marv. He's just a little boy. 462 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:51,430 Yeah, well, I got big scars from that little... 463 00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,600 Never mind. 464 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,769 I'll tell you one thing... 465 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:00,189 this time he's not gonna mess me up. 466 00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:04,985 - Mm-hmm. - This time it's all gonna go smooth as silk. 467 00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:08,155 Because this time... 468 00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:10,407 I got an inside man. 469 00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:12,493 - [ Chuckling ] - [ Chuckling ] 470 00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:15,746 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 471 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,419 - [ Grunts ] - [ Tires Squeal ] 472 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,630 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 473 00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:27,799 - [ Horn Honking ] - [ Marv ] Hey, come on! Watch the road! Safety first. 474 00:33:56,954 --> 00:33:59,414 - [ Screams ] - What are you doing here? 475 00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:03,919 - Tell me. - I, uh... I... 476 00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:07,256 Nothing. I swear. 477 00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:10,467 I thought all of this was cool. I wanted to take a look at it. 478 00:34:10,551 --> 00:34:14,805 You don't go to other people's homes uninvited, and you don't touch their things. 479 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,267 Didn't I warn you what would happen if I ever caught you in here again? 480 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:20,269 Not specifically. 481 00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:24,815 Trust me. It won't be pleasant. 482 00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:27,651 - [ Knocking On Door ] - What do you want? 483 00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:30,445 I thought I heard the boy. Ah! 484 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:32,447 And indeed I did. 485 00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:36,118 I don't want him bothering you anymore, so I'll just get him out of your way. 486 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,120 Come along, Kevin. 487 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:44,001 He'll be my responsibility from now on. 488 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:54,011 Thank you for saving me, Molly. 489 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:57,306 Prescott is a good person to stay away from. 490 00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:00,100 You're telling me. He's one of the bad guys... 491 00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:02,269 The bad guys who broke into the house. 492 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:07,232 Although technically they didn't break in, because they had their own remote. 493 00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:10,402 - And who do you think gave them that? - Prescott? 494 00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:13,530 - Mm-hmm. - That sounds a bit far-fetched to me. 495 00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:17,159 I know. And you probably think I have an over active imagination. 496 00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:20,412 Most people do. But you have to believe me. 497 00:35:20,496 --> 00:35:24,458 Kevin, Prescott is a lonely man. The only thing he has is this job. 498 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,752 Between you and me, he hates working here. 499 00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:30,214 - But to do what you're suggesting... - Then it all makes perfect sense. 500 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:34,176 He hates his job, so he tries to pull off a big heist so he can afford to quit. 501 00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:36,470 - Ah, I don't know. - Listen. 502 00:35:36,553 --> 00:35:38,972 He told my dad I was lying when I wasn't. 503 00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:42,851 And he shut off the security cameras. So it can only mean one thing. 504 00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:45,979 - And that is? - Marv and his new friend... 505 00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:48,023 have an inside guy... 506 00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:51,652 - Prescott. - I think you're right. 507 00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:56,031 - I am? - Yeah. You do have an over active imagination. 508 00:35:58,367 --> 00:36:00,828 But that's what I love about children. 509 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:05,249 My own son was the same as you at your age... a real handful. 510 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,292 You must have been a great mom, Molly. 511 00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:13,924 Well, you just try to keep that imagination under control, okay? 512 00:36:15,634 --> 00:36:19,179 ♪ [ Classical On Stereo ] ♪ 513 00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:22,015 [Peter] You were very understanding about what happened today. 514 00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:25,811 Well, Kevin's going through a difficult time. 515 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,980 It's not easy when your parents split up. 516 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:29,982 Believe me, I know. 517 00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:32,192 But we'll get through it. 518 00:36:32,234 --> 00:36:34,736 You're gonna be a great step mom. 519 00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:37,030 ♪ [ Continues ] ♪ 520 00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:41,869 [ Exhales ] I think we just need to figure out a way to make him feel more at home here. 521 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:45,539 Maybe do some of the Christmas things he's used to doing, like trimming the tree. 522 00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:49,459 - You do that yourself? - [ Chuckles ] Yes, I do that myself. 523 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:53,380 It's fun. That's exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna trim the tree. 524 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:56,466 It'll get us in the spirit of things, unite us as a family. 525 00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,468 - Okay. - Okay? 526 00:36:58,552 --> 00:37:04,183 No friends, no fun, no snow. 527 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:07,519 This is definitely gonna be the worst Christmas ever. 528 00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:12,024 Hey, Kev. How you doing? 529 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:21,241 [ Sighs ] 530 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:24,244 What do you say we forget about today and start over, huh? 531 00:37:24,286 --> 00:37:27,164 - You mean it? - Yeah. 532 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,250 Natalie's really a great person. You just gotta get to know her better. 533 00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:34,546 I think we should start having a little more fun around here. 534 00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:36,882 - I could live with that. - Yeah? 535 00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:38,884 Why don't we start by trimming that tree? 536 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:40,761 - Now? - Sure. Why not? 537 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:45,140 ♪ [ Pop, Women Singing ] ♪ 538 00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:42,990 [Phone Rings ] 539 00:38:43,073 --> 00:38:45,117 [ Ringing Continues ] 540 00:38:49,746 --> 00:38:52,416 Hello. 541 00:38:52,457 --> 00:38:55,544 I can't hear you. Can you turn down the music? 542 00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:02,092 ♪ - Music, off. ♪ ♪ - [ Fades, Ends ] ♪ 543 00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,219 What did you say? 544 00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:06,597 Of course we'll be there. We wouldn't miss it. 545 00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:09,766 - Let me call you back. - [ Phone Beeps Off ] 546 00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:13,645 Evangelista's in town. Margaret's throwing together a little impromptu supper... 547 00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:15,898 but we shouldn't go, should we? 548 00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:19,776 Well, why don't you go ahead without me, and Kevin and I will finish up over here? 549 00:39:19,818 --> 00:39:21,778 Really? You wouldn't mind? 550 00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:24,781 No. They're your friends anyway. 551 00:39:24,865 --> 00:39:27,993 You're an angel. I won't be home late. 552 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,499 Okay. 553 00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:35,792 Where were we? 554 00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:40,297 - You don't have to stay because of me. - No, I want to stay. Really. 555 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,674 So, does Natalie go out every night? 556 00:39:42,758 --> 00:39:47,721 Pretty much. She leads a very exciting life... More exciting than we're used to. 557 00:39:47,804 --> 00:39:49,932 So you'd say you're not in a rut? 558 00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:52,226 No, I'm not in a rut. Why? 559 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,229 I thought maybe that's why you left. 560 00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:58,273 Kevin. Kevin, you know... 561 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:03,278 I didn't leave your mom to be with Natalie, okay? 562 00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:06,865 - That just kind of happened later. - You wanna tell me about it? 563 00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:12,704 [ Exhales ] Adult relationships are just complicated. 564 00:40:12,788 --> 00:40:16,291 Sometimes when two people get married really young like your mom and I did... 565 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:18,126 you just end up feeling kind of... 566 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:20,838 - You missed out on some things. - Yeah. 567 00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,840 Just because you grow up on the outside... 568 00:40:22,923 --> 00:40:24,967 doesn't mean you wanna stop having fun. 569 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,094 I know all about the inner child, Dad. 570 00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:30,931 - Oh. You do, huh? - That's why old guys drive sports cars. 571 00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:33,016 You're probably right. 572 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:37,271 But the trouble with sports cars... No room for anybody else. 573 00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:41,316 Maybe one other person max. But if you want to take a real road trip... 574 00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:44,194 with luggage and all, you don't even have room for a friend. 575 00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:46,697 I mean, they're cool and fast and all... 576 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:50,284 but who wants to be in a nice car when you're all alone? 577 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:06,884 [ Kate Sighs ] 578 00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:10,429 Well, that looks just about perfect. 579 00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:13,056 All that's left to do now is put on the star. 580 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:15,184 Kevin always puts on the star. 581 00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:17,352 That's right. He does, doesn't he? 582 00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:20,272 I always hold him up. And then I give him a wedgie. 583 00:41:20,314 --> 00:41:23,609 [ Chuckles ] He makes a fuss. We all laugh. 584 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:28,447 Well, I guess we're just gonna have to use the ladder this year. 585 00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:33,702 Okay, Dad, you can put me down now. 586 00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:37,873 Wow. Looks pretty good. 587 00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:40,083 I think it looks great. 588 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,503 I think it's our best tree yet. 589 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:47,424 [ Peter On TV] Hey! 590 00:41:47,508 --> 00:41:49,426 [ Family Chattering ] 591 00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:54,640 - Merry Christmas, Mommy. - [ Kevin ] Merry Christmas. 592 00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:58,101 - [ Kate On TV ] Merry Christmas. - [ All Chattering ] 593 00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,480 Oh! Look at that! 594 00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:04,107 - [ Kate ] Hey. Hey. - [ Peter ] Hey. 595 00:42:04,149 --> 00:42:07,653 [ Peter] I had this little computer chip installed in Mom. 596 00:42:07,736 --> 00:42:10,155 We're gonna get her to make some breakfast. 597 00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:19,873 - [ Yawns ] Morning. - Morning. 598 00:42:25,462 --> 00:42:28,257 Good morning, sleepyheads. You're finally up. 599 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,300 What did you do to our tree? 600 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:34,638 Oh, that's my fault. I have a standing appointment with the tree decorators every year. 601 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,933 In all the excitement, I forgot to cancel. 602 00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:39,977 Are you ever gonna forgive me? 603 00:42:40,018 --> 00:42:42,396 You undid our tree? 604 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:46,108 Well, it would have had to come down eventually anyway. 605 00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:48,694 Come on, Kev. Look at all these presents, huh? 606 00:42:48,777 --> 00:42:51,822 Oh, wait. Ooh, here's a big one. I believe it has... 607 00:42:51,864 --> 00:42:53,824 Yes, it has your name on it. 608 00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:56,660 Come on. Open it up. It's from Natalie and me. 609 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:59,454 But shouldn't I open it tomorrow on Christmas? 610 00:42:59,538 --> 00:43:02,624 Ah, you got plenty to open tomorrow. Come on. One won't hurt. 611 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:05,627 Go ahead. 612 00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:08,172 - [ Gasps ] - Super Spy bugging and listening device. 613 00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:12,801 - Isn't that cool? - Yeah. Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Natalie. 614 00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:15,512 I'm glad you like it. 615 00:43:21,643 --> 00:43:24,771 - Hey, Mom, where are you going? - I'm going to take Kevin some things. 616 00:43:24,855 --> 00:43:27,858 - Mom, where you going? - He doesn't have any clean clothes... 617 00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:30,777 and I'm sure he doesn't have any toys to play with. 618 00:43:32,029 --> 00:43:35,115 To check out Dad's girlfriend. Wanna go? 619 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,660 [ Doorbell Rings ] 620 00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:43,373 May I help you? 621 00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:45,375 - Wow! - I'm here for Kevin McCallister. 622 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:47,377 - Wow! - Buzz. 623 00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:50,464 - Are you here to take him home? - No, I have something for him. 624 00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:53,342 Right this way. 625 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:55,552 [ Peter ] You should be able to hear that. 626 00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:58,305 - How do I sound? - [ Kate On Headset ] Kids, stay close. 627 00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:02,768 - Mom! - Hey! 628 00:44:02,851 --> 00:44:05,312 Hey! 629 00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:08,649 Mmm! Ohh! 630 00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:11,193 - [ Chuckles ] - You guys remember Natalie, right? 631 00:44:11,276 --> 00:44:13,278 - Buzz, Megan. - Hi, Natalie. 632 00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:16,532 Oh, and, uh, Kate, this is Natalie. 633 00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:19,034 - Natalie, Kate. - Hello, Kate. 634 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:21,662 Hello. 635 00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:24,540 So, are you guys gonna stay? 636 00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:27,835 - No, I just brought you some of your stuff. - You guys gotta see this house. 637 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:31,296 - Is that okay, Natalie? - Of course. Be my guest. 638 00:44:34,049 --> 00:44:36,552 - Awesome tree! - It used to look better. 639 00:44:36,635 --> 00:44:41,181 - What is this thing on your head? - A spy kit that Natalie got me for an early Christmas present. 640 00:44:41,223 --> 00:44:44,226 Really? That was nice of you. 641 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,562 Well, I'm very fond of your kids. 642 00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:48,730 I've gotta show you this aeroplane she got me. 643 00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:55,779 Would you like a cup of coffee? 644 00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:57,823 Oh, no, thank you. 645 00:44:57,906 --> 00:45:01,618 - I, uh, didn't know he would have all this stuff to play with. - Yeah. 646 00:45:02,744 --> 00:45:05,497 Oh, God. Hey. Let me get that. 647 00:45:05,581 --> 00:45:07,875 I wasn't even sure he could even sleep without it. 648 00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:11,170 Gosh. I cannot believe he hasn't even asked for it. 649 00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:13,630 Well, we could buy him another stuffed animal. 650 00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:15,382 - Oh, no, no. - No. 651 00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:17,342 This is, uh, his Teddy. 652 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:19,636 Teddy is his transitional object. 653 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,806 Yeah. Transitional object. 654 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:26,852 It's like something very, very special a child carries with him everywhere. 655 00:45:26,935 --> 00:45:30,022 You're supposed to have a spare, in case something happens to it. 656 00:45:30,105 --> 00:45:33,942 - Of course, we only had one, remember? - Oh! How could I forget? 657 00:45:34,026 --> 00:45:37,905 We were driving down the highway, really in a hurry. 658 00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:41,033 Kevin thinks, possibly Teddy might want a little fresh air. 659 00:45:41,116 --> 00:45:43,785 So he rolls down the window and out flies Teddy! 660 00:45:43,869 --> 00:45:46,371 He was ballistic. He was crying. He was so upset. 661 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:48,373 It was... Oh, my... 662 00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,585 So Peter pulls over, and I get out to retrieve the bear. 663 00:45:51,668 --> 00:45:54,129 - I still can't believe you did that. - [ Chuckles ] 664 00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:57,049 Well, it was the slow lane, and there wasn't much traffic. 665 00:45:57,132 --> 00:46:00,594 Yeah, well, I don't know what he would have done if he had lost it. 666 00:46:04,473 --> 00:46:07,601 I think Kevin's going to have so much fun playing with the prince... 667 00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:09,853 that he's not even gonna miss the stuffed animal. 668 00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:13,357 It's going to be wonderful having a house full of children. I'm looking forward to it. 669 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,860 Children, watch the garden sculpture! 670 00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:20,697 Well, I... better get going. 671 00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:28,038 Before they break something. 672 00:46:34,086 --> 00:46:37,047 Well, we're off to the airport to pick up the royal family. 673 00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:39,508 You all know how important this is. 674 00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:42,219 Now, the caterers will be here momentarily. 675 00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:44,763 And the guests will arrive about an hour before... 676 00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:47,847 - you and the royals make your grand entrance. - [ Molly ] No need to worry. 677 00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:50,310 Everything will be taken care of. 678 00:46:50,394 --> 00:46:53,939 - It's just that I want everything to go right. - Come on. Let's not be late. 679 00:46:54,022 --> 00:46:57,901 I don't want one single thing to go wrong. Door, open. 680 00:46:57,943 --> 00:47:00,571 And nothing will. 681 00:47:03,657 --> 00:47:06,660 [ People Chattering ] 682 00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:33,770 [ Knocking On Door ] 683 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:41,069 [Prescott] Oh, good. You've finally arrived. 684 00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:59,338 - Mr. Prescott! Mr. Prescott! It's them! - Hush, you. 685 00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:01,298 - I 'll get him out of your way. - Thank you. 686 00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:05,010 It's the burglars! It's the burglars! Aah! Mr. Prescott! 687 00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:07,095 [Kevin Yelling] It's Marv! 688 00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:09,848 I guess you already knew that though. 689 00:48:09,932 --> 00:48:14,645 Listen, you. I have just about had enough of you and your melodrama! 690 00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:18,732 This is a very important night, and if I have to lock you up to keep you out of our way... 691 00:48:18,816 --> 00:48:20,984 - don't think I won't do it. - Look! 692 00:48:21,652 --> 00:48:24,404 Ow! 693 00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:27,658 Ow! Ow! 694 00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:31,036 Don't trifle with me, you demon spawn! 695 00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:37,960 Now that's a foolish place to hide. [ Groans ] 696 00:48:48,971 --> 00:48:52,182 One down, two to go. 697 00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,560 [ Muffled ] Let me out of here! Let me out of here! 698 00:48:54,643 --> 00:48:56,770 It's freezing cold! Let me out! 699 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:15,455 Kevin, have you seen Prescott? 700 00:49:15,497 --> 00:49:17,499 - Not lately. - Ah, typical. 701 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,585 Always poking around when you don't want him... 702 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:22,629 - and when you need him... nowhere to be found. - [ Doorbell Rings ] 703 00:49:22,671 --> 00:49:27,134 Ah! Guests already? Whatever happened to fashionably late? 704 00:49:30,596 --> 00:49:33,056 [ Natalie ] Well, I don't like to boast, but... 705 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:36,685 - yes, it will be the party of the season. - [ Beep ] 706 00:49:36,768 --> 00:49:40,189 Oh, I'm getting another call. All right. See you there. 707 00:49:40,272 --> 00:49:45,110 Hello? Carmelina, how are you? [ Mouthing Words ] 708 00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:48,697 What? Oh, no! 709 00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:52,493 They're snowed in. Their flight's been cancelled. 710 00:49:52,576 --> 00:49:55,078 Well, so am I. Devastated. 711 00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:57,956 Well, all right. We'll see you tomorrow. 712 00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,875 Merry Christmas. 713 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:02,294 [ Phone Beeps Off] 714 00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:05,839 What are we gonna do now? It's gonna be just an ordinary party. 715 00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:09,885 Christmas Eve at your place sounds anything but ordinary to me. 716 00:50:09,968 --> 00:50:12,638 It's hardly the party of the season. 717 00:50:15,265 --> 00:50:17,309 Peter. 718 00:50:17,392 --> 00:50:20,479 - What if we announce our engagement tonight? - Tonight? 719 00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:24,650 I know we were gonna wait till after your divorce was final... 720 00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:27,945 but it's only a few weeks away and your kids already know... 721 00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:30,447 and it'll make tonight so special. 722 00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:32,658 Well, if it makes you happy. 723 00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:34,743 Yes! 724 00:50:36,411 --> 00:50:38,330 [ Chuckles ] 725 00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:42,835 Where are those guys? 726 00:50:42,918 --> 00:50:47,047 - Marv, I gotta tinkle. - Vera, you can tinkle next week. 727 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,132 [ Marv On Headset ] Always in a hurry. 728 00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:51,552 Door, open. 729 00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:58,100 All right. Now, you remember the plan? 730 00:50:58,183 --> 00:51:01,186 - Which plan? Harry's plan? - What... No! Not Harry's plan! 731 00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:04,064 - The one involving rope and a bag! - Why are you yelling at me? 732 00:51:04,148 --> 00:51:06,066 I'm not yell... 733 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,527 - Do you remember the plan? - Yeah. 734 00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:11,488 - Now, when the prince comes up to bed... - We bag him! 735 00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:16,368 - That's right. We kidnap the kid napping. - You're a genius, Marv. 736 00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:19,913 That's right. Door, open. 737 00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:23,041 Now, the prince goes in the bag. 738 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:27,004 - The bag goes out the window. - Uh-huh. 739 00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:30,048 We climb down the rope. Door, close. 740 00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:31,341 Right. 741 00:51:31,383 --> 00:51:34,344 [ Marv On Headset ] Everybody in the van. 742 00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:39,683 And we're gone before they know what hit 'em. 743 00:51:39,725 --> 00:51:43,854 Beautiful plan, Marv. Elegant in its simplicity. 744 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:47,983 All right. Let's try it out. Get in the bag. 745 00:51:48,025 --> 00:51:50,027 Me? Why don't you get in the bag? 746 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:52,237 Because I'm the boss. Get in the bag, Vera. 747 00:51:52,321 --> 00:51:55,324 - I don't wanna get in the bag. - Vera, just get in the bag! Please! 748 00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:57,743 You didn't tell me I was gonna get in no bag. 749 00:51:57,826 --> 00:52:00,787 I was saving it. It's gonna be fun. Ooh, we're in the bag! 750 00:52:00,871 --> 00:52:02,831 - [ Grunting ] - [ Groaning ] 751 00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:05,626 Nice. All right. 752 00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:08,629 Window, open. 753 00:52:08,712 --> 00:52:10,589 Ahh. [ Grunts ] 754 00:52:13,926 --> 00:52:16,386 [ Vera ] Uh, Marv. Ooh. Oh. 755 00:52:16,428 --> 00:52:20,140 [ Grunts ] Don't worry, honey. I got ya. 756 00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:22,643 Marv! Let me down easy. 757 00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:25,979 I always do, baby. [ Straining ] 758 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:28,524 Shouldn't have had that last piece of cake. 759 00:52:28,565 --> 00:52:31,193 [ Yelps ] 760 00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,445 [ Rope Creaking ] 761 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:37,991 - Perfect. - Door, open. 762 00:52:40,077 --> 00:52:41,537 [ Screams ] 763 00:52:43,705 --> 00:52:46,375 - [ Groans ] - Don't worry. 764 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,502 Every thing's under control. 765 00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:50,546 Uh, uh, Marv... 766 00:52:51,922 --> 00:52:54,216 [ Screaming ] 767 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:56,093 - [ Thud] - Easy... 768 00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:58,679 but still way cool. 769 00:53:03,141 --> 00:53:04,726 [ Marv Groaning ] 770 00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:08,981 Thanks for breaking my fall, pumpkin. 771 00:53:09,064 --> 00:53:11,608 [ Hoarse Voice ] I always do, baby. Okay. 772 00:53:11,692 --> 00:53:13,610 Get out and stay out! 773 00:53:19,825 --> 00:53:23,579 - I know what you're trying to do. - Oh, yeah, wise guy? What? 774 00:53:23,662 --> 00:53:27,082 You're trying to kidnap the prince. 775 00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:33,213 Shut up, ya little moron! 776 00:53:35,132 --> 00:53:37,801 - I'm gonna kill him. - Okay. 777 00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:39,845 [ Chuckling ] 778 00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:46,894 [ Raspberry ] 779 00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:53,692 Vera, honey. Little help? 780 00:53:53,734 --> 00:53:56,612 Oh, yeah, baby. That'd be great. I sure could use it. 781 00:54:04,369 --> 00:54:07,372 - [ Marv Groaning On Headset ] - I got every word. 782 00:54:08,582 --> 00:54:10,501 [ Imitates Cheer] 783 00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:13,045 ♪ [ Classical On Stereo ] ♪ 784 00:54:13,086 --> 00:54:16,423 - Welcome back. Where's the royal family? - They were snowed in. 785 00:54:16,507 --> 00:54:19,051 - Ah! - Where's Prescott? 786 00:54:19,134 --> 00:54:21,386 - I can't find him anywhere. - That's odd. 787 00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:25,098 Well, Molly, make sure everyone has champagne. 788 00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:28,101 - We're going to make a special announcement. - Yes, ma'am. 789 00:54:40,697 --> 00:54:43,992 - How are you? - Hi, how are you? Good to see you again. 790 00:54:45,577 --> 00:54:47,538 Everyone, may I have your attention? 791 00:54:47,621 --> 00:54:49,331 Huh? 792 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,169 I am gonna kill that... 793 00:54:54,253 --> 00:54:56,463 Uuh! 794 00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:11,186 - [ Clattering ] - [ Screaming ] 795 00:55:15,524 --> 00:55:19,570 This is always a special night, and tonight may be even more special. 796 00:55:19,611 --> 00:55:22,447 - [ Seething ] - Get him! 797 00:55:23,949 --> 00:55:26,660 - Peter and I are engaged! - [ Crowd Exclaiming ] 798 00:55:29,454 --> 00:55:32,207 [ Screams, Shouts ] 799 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,762 - [ Teeth Chattering ] - Prescott? 800 00:55:45,804 --> 00:55:49,266 - [ Softly Moaning ] - This could not be going worse. 801 00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:52,102 Marv, you're on fire. 802 00:55:52,144 --> 00:55:54,438 Oh, thanks, baby. You're not so bad yourself. 803 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,441 No, sweetheart. You're really on fire. 804 00:55:57,483 --> 00:56:00,569 Well, I try to work out. You know... Aah! 805 00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:02,988 Gaah! Aah! 806 00:56:03,071 --> 00:56:07,534 - Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! - Kevin! 807 00:56:12,164 --> 00:56:15,375 I'm not lying. The bad guys are back. 808 00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:17,419 We're not getting anywhere. 809 00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:23,550 Kevin, I spoke to all the caterers and to Molly. 810 00:56:23,634 --> 00:56:27,513 Nobody saw a thing but you. Now, how could that be? 811 00:56:27,596 --> 00:56:30,641 I don't know. But I heard they're gonna kidnap the prince. 812 00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:34,812 - You heard them say that? - Yeah, with my Super Spy bugging device. 813 00:56:34,895 --> 00:56:38,232 - And Prescott's involved with the whole thing. - This is absurd. 814 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:42,736 I'm going to call and make sure the royal family's flight is okay for tomorrow. 815 00:56:44,905 --> 00:56:47,241 Kevin, I know what's going on here. 816 00:56:47,324 --> 00:56:49,576 - You do? - Yeah. 817 00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:53,789 - You're out to destroy my relationship with Natalie. - What? 818 00:56:53,872 --> 00:56:57,543 You knew how important tonight was to her, and you went and pulled a crazy stunt like this. 819 00:56:57,626 --> 00:56:59,962 - That's not the truth. - I've given you a lot of leeway... 820 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:03,507 because I know how tough this divorce has been on you. 821 00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:06,510 But tonight you went way too far. 822 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:09,137 I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done. 823 00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:15,269 And when you're ready to apologize to Natalie, then we'll talk. 824 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,651 Door, close. 825 00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:39,334 - Here you are, George! Merry Christmas! - [ Woman Crying ] 826 00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:44,631 [ Ringing ] 827 00:57:48,886 --> 00:57:51,638 - Hello? - Mom? 828 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,559 Kevin! Oh, Kevin. I'm so glad you called. 829 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:58,061 Are you okay? 830 00:57:58,145 --> 00:58:01,690 Yeah, yeah. I'm just watching It's a Wonderful Life. 831 00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:05,194 - You are? - You know how that gets to me. 832 00:58:05,277 --> 00:58:07,279 - What channel is it on? - Eight. 833 00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:16,371 Ohh. 834 00:58:16,455 --> 00:58:18,832 I guess I'm just a sucker for happy endings. 835 00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:23,795 So, how is your party? Are you having a good time? 836 00:58:23,837 --> 00:58:28,175 Yeah, it's all right. How about you? Having a good Christmas Eve? 837 00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:35,766 Yeah. It's great. 838 00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:38,060 [ Sniffles ] 839 00:58:38,143 --> 00:58:41,855 - [ Sobs ] I love you, Kevin. - Love you too, Mom. 840 00:58:41,939 --> 00:58:44,441 [ Laughs ] Merry Christmas. 841 00:58:44,525 --> 00:58:48,111 - Merry Christmas. - Okay. Bye. 842 00:58:49,363 --> 00:58:51,281 [ Beeps Off ] 843 00:58:53,325 --> 00:58:55,244 [ Beeps Off ] 844 00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:57,246 [ Crying ] 845 00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:05,712 [ Knocking ] 846 00:59:05,754 --> 00:59:08,674 - Kevin, are you awake? - Yeah. 847 00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:15,806 Your father and I were a little rough on you before. Are you okay? 848 00:59:15,848 --> 00:59:18,559 - Yeah. - Good. 849 00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:21,979 Because if you ever do anything like that again, you'll be out of this house so fast... 850 00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:24,022 your head will spin. 851 00:59:24,106 --> 00:59:27,609 So your father's getting divorced. Boo-hoo. Everyone's parents get divorced. 852 00:59:27,693 --> 00:59:31,655 That's life. You'll get over it. But you're not gonna come between your father and me. 853 00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:35,742 He wants you in his life, and I think that's admirable. 854 00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:40,122 But if you want him in your life, you better not cross me. 855 00:59:40,205 --> 00:59:44,877 Understood? Good. 856 00:59:48,297 --> 00:59:52,301 I'll have that window fixed first thing in the morning. Sweet dreams. 857 00:59:56,930 --> 01:00:00,058 [ Man On TV ] To my big brother George, the richest man in town. 858 01:00:00,142 --> 01:00:03,103 [ Crowd Exclaiming ] 859 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,733 I've just had a nice little chat with Kevin. 860 01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:11,737 I think we're beginning to understand each other better. What are you watching? 861 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,698 It's a Wonderful Life. They've been running it all night. 862 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:17,159 - Come on. Watch it with me. - I've seen it. 863 01:00:17,201 --> 01:00:20,162 - So? - So... 864 01:00:20,204 --> 01:00:23,790 I don't understand people who watch movies over and over again. 865 01:00:23,874 --> 01:00:26,543 I saw it. I cried. Once was enough. 866 01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:29,880 You gotta be kidding. Kate and I watch this every year with the kids. 867 01:00:29,922 --> 01:00:32,257 It's a family tradition. 868 01:00:32,341 --> 01:00:34,635 - Well... - [ Clicks Off ] 869 01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:39,515 Now that you're going to have a new family, maybe it's time for some new traditions. 870 01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:51,902 They'll be back. And if no one believes me... 871 01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:54,822 I'll have to catch 'em myself. [ Grunts ] 872 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,470 [ Marv's Voice ] Shut up, you little moron. 873 01:01:18,554 --> 01:01:20,472 [ Clicks Off ] 874 01:01:20,556 --> 01:01:22,474 [ Keyboard Clacking ] 875 01:01:22,558 --> 01:01:25,519 Shut up, you moron. 876 01:01:28,397 --> 01:01:31,984 - [ Kevin ] Okay, stop. - [ Beeps ] 877 01:01:32,067 --> 01:01:34,528 [ Electronic Voice ] Spin Faster. 878 01:01:34,611 --> 01:01:37,406 [Keyboard Clacking] 879 01:01:37,489 --> 01:01:41,702 [ Marv's Voice ] Get in the bag. Shut up, ya bag! 880 01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:58,093 - Christmas morning. - Merry Christmas, Kevin. 881 01:01:58,135 --> 01:02:00,679 - Merry Christmas, Dad! - Hey, hey! 882 01:02:00,762 --> 01:02:04,892 - Peter, are you ready to go? - Go? Go where? 883 01:02:04,975 --> 01:02:09,688 Kevin, Natalie and I gotta go pick up the royal family right now. 884 01:02:09,771 --> 01:02:13,275 Now? But aren't we gonna open presents? 885 01:02:13,358 --> 01:02:15,777 It's gonna have to wait till we get back. 886 01:02:15,861 --> 01:02:19,239 But it's Christmas. And why do you both have to go? 887 01:02:19,323 --> 01:02:22,743 Look, you know how sometimes you gotta do things you don't wanna do? 888 01:02:22,784 --> 01:02:26,455 This is one of those times. Hey, we'll be back before you know it, okay? 889 01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:28,999 And I'm sure nothing will happen while we're gone. Am I right? 890 01:02:29,082 --> 01:02:31,251 - Right. - Good. 891 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:36,048 Hang in there. We won't be long. 892 01:02:36,089 --> 01:02:38,884 - Door, open. - [ Door Opens ] 893 01:02:41,637 --> 01:02:43,722 [ Natalie ] Merry Christmas, Kevin. 894 01:02:46,934 --> 01:02:48,852 [ Door Shuts ] 895 01:02:48,936 --> 01:02:50,896 Merry Christmas. 896 01:02:51,939 --> 01:02:54,233 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 897 01:02:54,274 --> 01:02:57,319 [ Ringing Continues ] 898 01:03:03,408 --> 01:03:05,577 - [ Sighs ] - [ Beeps On ] 899 01:03:05,619 --> 01:03:07,579 Hello? 900 01:03:10,082 --> 01:03:12,709 - No, we're awake. - It wasn't me! 901 01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:15,963 Shh! All right. We're on our way. 902 01:03:16,046 --> 01:03:19,258 - [ Beeps Off ] - Oy. Sure makes me nervous. 903 01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:21,552 Let's go, pookie. 904 01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:29,518 I knew it. Here they come. 905 01:03:39,319 --> 01:03:44,324 First step... eliminate the inside man. Oh, Mr. Prescott? 906 01:03:44,408 --> 01:03:47,077 - Mr. Prescott, are you in there? - [Pounding] 907 01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:50,539 - Yes. - Mr. Prescott... 908 01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:53,250 - can you help me with something? - And what would that be? 909 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:56,128 - Another milk shake, perhaps? - No. A bottle of wine. 910 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:59,298 - Excuse me? - Natalie said we need to get some wine from the basement... 911 01:03:59,381 --> 01:04:01,633 for the royal family. 912 01:04:02,968 --> 01:04:05,179 If we must. 913 01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:08,390 So I guess you're right. 914 01:04:08,474 --> 01:04:10,893 We're not gonna have any snow this Christmas. 915 01:04:10,976 --> 01:04:14,396 One can never go wrong with low expectations. 916 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:18,692 You know, Mr. Prescott, it's been great spending time with you these last few days. 917 01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:21,195 Time flies when you're having fun. 918 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:26,575 I know we got off to a bad start, but things can be better... much better. 919 01:04:28,744 --> 01:04:32,539 - 'Cause you're down there, and I'm up here. - Come get... 920 01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:34,833 - [ Pounding ] - Young man, open this door! Let me out of here! 921 01:04:34,917 --> 01:04:37,878 - Oh! - Oh, boy! Am I glad to see you! 922 01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:41,089 The kidnappers are coming. But this time I'm one step ahead of them. 923 01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:44,468 I locked their accomplice In the basement. Is this a perfect plan, or what? 924 01:04:44,551 --> 01:04:46,762 It would be, dear, except for one thing... 925 01:04:46,803 --> 01:04:49,515 Prescott is not their accomplice. 926 01:04:52,768 --> 01:04:54,686 I am. 927 01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:59,691 [ Gasps ] You're... You're the inside man? 928 01:04:59,775 --> 01:05:03,070 - I'm afraid so. - Hey, Mom. 929 01:05:05,113 --> 01:05:09,201 We're here. Oh, yeah, yeah. 930 01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:15,082 - Mom? He's your son? - I told you he was a handful. 931 01:05:15,165 --> 01:05:18,043 - Aah! Hey! Get off of me! - Oh, now, come on! 932 01:05:21,296 --> 01:05:23,674 Isn't there a trapdoor or something? 933 01:05:23,757 --> 01:05:28,720 No. Not much demand for 'em in a wine cellar. 934 01:05:30,138 --> 01:05:32,850 Guess you're right. 935 01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:35,310 Got any good ideas? 936 01:05:36,562 --> 01:05:38,689 Not a one. 937 01:05:41,316 --> 01:05:43,277 [ Sighs ] 938 01:05:45,529 --> 01:05:49,825 - I do have a cell phone though. - Perfect! May I? 939 01:05:49,908 --> 01:05:51,910 - Sure. - Thanks. 940 01:05:51,994 --> 01:05:54,079 [ Beeping ] 941 01:05:54,163 --> 01:05:57,374 [ Ringing, Beeps On ] 942 01:05:57,457 --> 01:05:59,626 - Hello, Buzz? - Kevin, is that you? 943 01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:02,254 - Yeah. I'm calling from a cell phone. - Oh, a cell phone. 944 01:06:02,337 --> 01:06:06,300 Good for you, puke-face. Is that another present she gave you? What a show off. 945 01:06:06,383 --> 01:06:08,343 [ Beeps Off ] 946 01:06:08,385 --> 01:06:11,346 - I'll try again. - [ Keypad Beeping ] 947 01:06:12,848 --> 01:06:15,184 [ Ringing, Beeps On ] 948 01:06:15,267 --> 01:06:19,354 Buzz, before you hang up, I need to tell you something. I need to talk to Mom. 949 01:06:19,438 --> 01:06:21,356 - Okay. You told me. - [ Beeps Off ] 950 01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:24,860 - [ Beeps Off ] - I'll try again later. 951 01:06:26,028 --> 01:06:27,988 [ Sighs ] 952 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,743 Why in heaven's name did you think I was the inside man? 953 01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:38,457 Well, if you hadn't acted so strange, I wouldn't have thought you were... so strange. 954 01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:42,461 And where were you the first time these guys broke in? 955 01:06:42,544 --> 01:06:46,340 Why didn't you answer the intercom? Why did you shut off the cameras? 956 01:06:46,423 --> 01:06:49,301 I didn't. But if those thugs were using Molly's remote... 957 01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:51,637 they could've turned off the whole security system. 958 01:06:51,678 --> 01:06:55,808 - But why'd you say I was lying? - Well, because I thought you were. 959 01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:59,269 And besides, I didn't want Miss Natalie to know that I'd been... 960 01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:01,605 well, napping on the job. 961 01:07:01,688 --> 01:07:05,025 That woman. If she could work me 24 hours a day, she would. 962 01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:09,238 It's downright inhuman. So, whenever she's not here, I, uh... 963 01:07:09,321 --> 01:07:12,574 - You take advantage. - I take a break. 964 01:07:12,658 --> 01:07:15,160 A nice, well-deserved break. 965 01:07:15,244 --> 01:07:18,205 With all the cameras and intercoms turned off, I didn't notice anything. 966 01:07:18,288 --> 01:07:21,583 - So I... - You were covering your whoo-hoo! 967 01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:24,086 [ Chuckles ] Precisely. 968 01:07:25,712 --> 01:07:28,841 - You want to try calling your mom again? - Sure. 969 01:07:28,882 --> 01:07:31,760 [ Ringing ] 970 01:07:31,844 --> 01:07:33,637 - Hello? - Mom? 971 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,848 - Kevin! - [ Static ] 972 01:07:35,931 --> 01:07:39,935 - Wait. Kevin, I can't hear you. - That's probably 'cause I'm locked in a wine cellar. 973 01:07:40,018 --> 01:07:42,771 No, I... Honey, I can't hear you. There's too much static. 974 01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:45,232 [ Yelling ] I'm locked in Natalie's wine cellar! 975 01:07:45,315 --> 01:07:47,715 - Are you calling to say Merry Christmas? - Mom, are you there? 976 01:07:47,776 --> 01:07:49,695 - Sweetheart? - Are you there, Mom? - Kevin? 977 01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,947 Mom? Mom? 978 01:07:52,030 --> 01:07:53,949 [ Beeps Off ] 979 01:07:54,032 --> 01:07:56,660 Oh, great! 980 01:07:56,702 --> 01:07:59,079 The battery's dead. 981 01:08:00,164 --> 01:08:02,040 [ Sighs ] 982 01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:04,042 Hmm. 983 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:12,134 [ Ringing ] 984 01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:14,428 - [ Beeps On ] - Kalban residence. 985 01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:18,015 Hi, this is Kate McCallister, Kevin's mom. May I speak to him, please? 986 01:08:18,056 --> 01:08:23,395 - Kevin's not here right now. - That's strange. He just called. 987 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:28,984 Really? Well, he's out with his father and Miss Natalie. 988 01:08:29,067 --> 01:08:33,197 Oh. Oh, he must have called from his Dad's cell phone. That explains the line going dead. 989 01:08:33,238 --> 01:08:35,240 Okay. Thank you. 990 01:08:35,324 --> 01:08:37,326 [ Clicks, Dial Tone ] 991 01:08:37,409 --> 01:08:39,328 [ Beeps Off ] 992 01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:48,045 Little rascal called his mother. 993 01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:51,381 - You want me to go show him who's boss? - Sit down, Marv. 994 01:08:51,423 --> 01:08:53,884 You're not the boss. I'm the boss. 995 01:08:53,926 --> 01:08:56,595 Okay. 996 01:08:56,678 --> 01:08:59,640 [ Mouths Words ] 997 01:08:59,723 --> 01:09:03,685 His cellphone is dead. I don't think he'll be any more trouble. 998 01:09:12,069 --> 01:09:14,029 No. 999 01:09:15,113 --> 01:09:17,241 Cookie. 1000 01:09:17,324 --> 01:09:19,368 - [ Cell Phone Rings ] - Oh! 1001 01:09:20,953 --> 01:09:23,539 - [ Beeps On ] - Hello? 1002 01:09:23,622 --> 01:09:25,666 Peter, it's me. I'm calling Kevin back. We got disconnected. 1003 01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:28,544 Kevin? Kevin's not with me. He's back at Natalie's house. 1004 01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:31,588 Really? I was just told he's with you. 1005 01:09:31,630 --> 01:09:35,133 Well... Well, don't worry, Kate. I'm sure every thing's fine. 1006 01:09:36,468 --> 01:09:38,929 Okay. 1007 01:09:39,012 --> 01:09:41,723 - Wow, that's weird. - [ Phone Beeps Off ] 1008 01:09:41,765 --> 01:09:45,561 - Someone told Kate that Kevin's with us. - Hmm. 1009 01:09:45,602 --> 01:09:48,313 - Maybe I better go back and check on him. - No. 1010 01:09:48,397 --> 01:09:52,025 That's exactly what he wants. Peter, he's manipulating you. 1011 01:09:52,109 --> 01:09:55,195 Can't you see the pattern? Every time we leave the house, he pulls something. 1012 01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:59,449 He's just trying to get your attention and sabotage me. 1013 01:10:02,494 --> 01:10:06,582 Hello! Anybody out there? Hello! 1014 01:10:13,130 --> 01:10:16,550 There's gotta be something that we can do to get outta here. 1015 01:10:20,721 --> 01:10:23,849 There is. 1016 01:10:23,932 --> 01:10:27,311 - Help me move these boxes. - Okay. 1017 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:29,396 But what's back there? 1018 01:10:29,438 --> 01:10:32,316 Definitely not a "dumb" question. 1019 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:34,610 - The dumb waiter! - Bingo. 1020 01:10:34,693 --> 01:10:38,405 - Let's hope it still works. - I'm sorry I misjudged you, Mr. Prescott. 1021 01:10:40,532 --> 01:10:42,284 Likewise. 1022 01:10:44,203 --> 01:10:46,622 I'll never forget Miss Natalie's reaction... 1023 01:10:46,705 --> 01:10:49,208 when she came home and saw what you'd done to the house. 1024 01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:52,586 - [ Rapid Panting ] - [ Wheezing, Laughing ] 1025 01:10:52,628 --> 01:10:55,714 I do love watching her hyperventilate! [ Laughs ] 1026 01:10:55,797 --> 01:10:58,759 It's one of the few pleasures of this job. 1027 01:10:58,842 --> 01:11:01,053 If you hate this job, why don't you quit? 1028 01:11:01,094 --> 01:11:03,931 Jobs aren't that easy to come by. 1029 01:11:03,972 --> 01:11:06,600 Besides, I could end up working for someone far worse. 1030 01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:12,356 You shouldn't stay some place you hate just 'cause you're scared. Life's too short. 1031 01:11:13,816 --> 01:11:15,776 Hmm. 1032 01:11:17,027 --> 01:11:19,071 And voila. 1033 01:11:19,988 --> 01:11:21,949 Let's see if you fit. 1034 01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:23,951 Mm, up. 1035 01:11:23,992 --> 01:11:28,288 - Watch your head. - As soon as I get up, I'm gonna let you out. 1036 01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:32,751 - You just take care of yourself, you hear? - [ Switch Clicks, Whirring ] 1037 01:11:39,967 --> 01:11:42,886 [ Marv ] I'm telling ya, I heard something. 1038 01:11:45,222 --> 01:11:48,976 All right. Stay very alert here, Vera. 1039 01:11:49,059 --> 01:11:51,812 I tell you what. Why don't you go down, check out the wine cellar? 1040 01:11:51,895 --> 01:11:54,022 - Okay. - Yeah. There you go. 1041 01:11:56,525 --> 01:11:58,527 [Kevin ] Down here! 1042 01:12:01,321 --> 01:12:03,949 You better stay... Oww! 1043 01:12:04,032 --> 01:12:07,536 Vera! Ow! Aah! Vera! 1044 01:12:07,619 --> 01:12:09,788 - What? Ooh! - Hit the button! 1045 01:12:09,830 --> 01:12:12,666 - Hang on, baby! Huuh! - Oh! No, no! Hit the button! 1046 01:12:12,749 --> 01:12:15,961 - What? I can't hear you. - Hit the button! 1047 01:12:16,044 --> 01:12:18,505 - Oh! - Oww! 1048 01:12:18,589 --> 01:12:21,633 No, no! Not that one! The other button! 1049 01:12:21,717 --> 01:12:24,511 That's it! Oww! 1050 01:12:26,305 --> 01:12:28,223 Hey! 1051 01:12:29,433 --> 01:12:31,435 Man! 1052 01:12:31,477 --> 01:12:33,979 Over here! 1053 01:12:35,731 --> 01:12:38,525 - [ Groaning ] - [ Kevin Laughing ] 1054 01:12:42,571 --> 01:12:44,781 - Hi, Mommy. - [ Gasps ] 1055 01:13:00,797 --> 01:13:03,425 - Yes! - [ Clicking Buttons ] 1056 01:13:03,509 --> 01:13:06,303 See ya. Door, open! 1057 01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:08,305 [ Grinding ] 1058 01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:19,983 Natalie, you go get the royals. I'm gonna go back and check on Kevin. 1059 01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:23,445 - What, now? - Yeah, some thing's up. I can sense it. 1060 01:13:23,487 --> 01:13:28,325 - Maybe you have to be a parent. - That's not fair. You know how much I care about kids. 1061 01:13:28,367 --> 01:13:31,203 How much do you care about my kid? 1062 01:13:34,081 --> 01:13:35,874 Taxi! 1063 01:13:38,293 --> 01:13:40,879 Kevin? Are you all right? 1064 01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:49,847 [ Grunting ] 1065 01:13:57,855 --> 01:13:59,773 [ Horn Honking ] 1066 01:14:03,777 --> 01:14:07,281 Mom, do you think you could slow down a little bit? Kevin's probably fine. 1067 01:14:07,364 --> 01:14:09,491 You just keep an eye out for cops, okay? 1068 01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:14,121 All right, Vera. Go check out the living room. See if he's in there, all right? 1069 01:14:14,204 --> 01:14:16,373 God! I can't believe this. 1070 01:14:16,456 --> 01:14:20,711 I should a gone to college. Two years, could a been a dental technician. Two years! 1071 01:14:20,794 --> 01:14:23,297 Marv! He's in the bedroom! 1072 01:14:23,338 --> 01:14:26,133 - Mom? - Get him! 1073 01:14:29,011 --> 01:14:30,971 Door, open. 1074 01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:43,233 Got ya. 1075 01:14:53,118 --> 01:14:56,038 Uuh! Gaah! 1076 01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,458 Aah! 1077 01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:01,668 Ooh! 1078 01:15:01,752 --> 01:15:03,921 Door, close. 1079 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,844 - Hey, Molly! - Get in there! 1080 01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:18,811 - Marv, honey. You in there? - [ Beeps ] 1081 01:15:18,894 --> 01:15:22,523 - Shut up, Vera! - Well, okay. I was just trying to... 1082 01:15:22,564 --> 01:15:26,401 - Shut up, you moron. - Hey, I'm no moron, you jerk. 1083 01:15:26,485 --> 01:15:29,404 - Shut up, ya bag! - Door, open! 1084 01:15:35,285 --> 01:15:37,371 - What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you? 1085 01:15:37,454 --> 01:15:39,998 I ain't no bag. And you know what? You ain't no genius! 1086 01:15:40,082 --> 01:15:42,209 - Vera, honey... - No! Don't "Vera, honey" me! 1087 01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:45,003 - Honey... - You're not even as smart as this kid, who, in case you hadn't noticed... 1088 01:15:45,087 --> 01:15:46,713 is totally kicking our butts! 1089 01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:49,675 Well, from now on, I am my own boss! 1090 01:15:49,716 --> 01:15:52,845 - Vera. Vera, honey... - Don't " honey" me! 1091 01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:55,389 Pumpkin. Pumpkin. 1092 01:15:55,472 --> 01:15:59,893 Marv! Forget about her! Get the kid! I'll be outta here in a few minutes. 1093 01:15:59,935 --> 01:16:02,020 [ Buzzing ] 1094 01:16:07,526 --> 01:16:09,486 [ Thuds, Buzzing Stops ] 1095 01:16:10,445 --> 01:16:13,157 Oh! 1096 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,450 [ Chuckling ] 1097 01:16:15,534 --> 01:16:18,036 Whoa! 1098 01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:20,372 [ Yelping ] 1099 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:26,003 [ Both Groaning ] 1100 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,720 Hey! Hey! 1101 01:16:34,803 --> 01:16:36,972 Open sesame. 1102 01:16:37,055 --> 01:16:40,392 - Well, get a load of that. - Holy majolie! 1103 01:16:42,436 --> 01:16:47,483 Come on, Vera! All right! Come on out, kid! 1104 01:16:47,566 --> 01:16:49,818 Ah! All right. 1105 01:16:49,902 --> 01:16:52,863 - Open bar. Open bookshelf. - [ Buzzes ] 1106 01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:55,824 Open... Open book-bar. Open book-bar-shelf. 1107 01:16:55,908 --> 01:16:59,286 - Open... Open book-bar-thing. - Open sesame. 1108 01:16:59,369 --> 01:17:01,371 That's stupid. Whoa! 1109 01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:04,291 - Who's stupid now, stupid? - Hey, come on. Just get off me, all right? 1110 01:17:04,374 --> 01:17:06,752 [ Marv ] I'm gonna take care of everything. 1111 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:08,795 Bar, revolve sesame. 1112 01:17:08,879 --> 01:17:11,131 [ Marv ] Watch this. It's all gonna be fine. 1113 01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:13,675 - Bar, stop. - Oh! It's going faster! 1114 01:17:13,759 --> 01:17:17,054 Yeah, I know, Vera. I know it's going faster. 1115 01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:20,724 - Speed faster sesame. - Okay. The wife's not feeling... 1116 01:17:22,351 --> 01:17:25,312 Faster sesame! 1117 01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:32,319 - [ Panicked Yelling ] - Maximum speed sesame. 1118 01:17:34,238 --> 01:17:36,698 [Kevin Laughing] 1119 01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:42,204 Stop sesame. [ Gasps ] 1120 01:17:53,966 --> 01:17:56,510 [ Screaming ] 1121 01:17:59,596 --> 01:18:01,598 Nice jump, Marv. 1122 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,767 [ Groaning ] 1123 01:18:12,276 --> 01:18:15,070 Ohh! [ Gasping ] 1124 01:18:17,573 --> 01:18:19,867 Oof! 1125 01:18:33,505 --> 01:18:36,967 Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. 1126 01:18:37,050 --> 01:18:39,470 - Good night. Aah! - [ Kevin Gasps ] 1127 01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:45,309 - Mr. Prescott! - At your service. 1128 01:18:45,392 --> 01:18:48,187 - Boy, am I glad to see you. - [ Chuckles ] 1129 01:18:48,270 --> 01:18:51,940 - Perhaps we should call the police. - Good idea, Mr. Prescott. 1130 01:18:52,024 --> 01:18:54,860 Just " Prescott" to you. 1131 01:18:57,154 --> 01:18:59,156 " Prescott"! 1132 01:19:08,665 --> 01:19:11,418 - I thought you said you weren't worried. - I don't know. 1133 01:19:11,502 --> 01:19:14,713 I just had a feeling. 1134 01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:17,591 - [ Marv, Vera Gasping ] - [ Peter ] Kevin! 1135 01:19:17,633 --> 01:19:20,219 Dad! 1136 01:19:20,302 --> 01:19:22,971 - Mom! - Mom? 1137 01:19:23,055 --> 01:19:25,474 - Who are they? - Uh-oh! 1138 01:19:25,557 --> 01:19:27,768 - Let's get outta here! - Around the back! 1139 01:19:27,810 --> 01:19:30,103 - We're on it. Let's go! - Kevin! 1140 01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:42,074 Ooh-ooh! 1141 01:19:43,116 --> 01:19:45,077 Yes! 1142 01:19:46,829 --> 01:19:48,997 - Uuh! - Yeah! Way to go, guys! 1143 01:19:49,081 --> 01:19:50,999 [Kate ] Kevin! 1144 01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:55,963 - Kevin! - Mom! 1145 01:19:56,046 --> 01:19:58,423 - Oh, honey! I'm so glad you're all right. - Ohh! 1146 01:19:58,465 --> 01:20:01,218 - I am now! - I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. 1147 01:20:01,301 --> 01:20:04,012 - Mmm! - [ Prescott Clears Throat ] 1148 01:20:04,096 --> 01:20:06,557 The police have been summoned. 1149 01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,976 I've got lots of fun planned for your stay. 1150 01:20:09,059 --> 01:20:13,063 Can we go to Wrigley Field? And the aquarium? Do you have any kids? 1151 01:20:13,147 --> 01:20:18,485 No. But I promise we'll have a very exciting time. 1152 01:20:18,569 --> 01:20:21,488 - [ Sirens Wailing ] - Cool! 1153 01:20:27,286 --> 01:20:29,913 - Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad. - Oh, yeah? 1154 01:20:29,997 --> 01:20:32,958 - Yeah. On Thursdays you get Salisbury steak. - Yeah, I know about prison. 1155 01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:35,085 - That's where I met you. - Calm down. Calm down. 1156 01:20:35,169 --> 01:20:37,129 - You calm down. - Women, eh? 1157 01:20:37,212 --> 01:20:39,464 - Yeah. - Hey, don't touch me. 1158 01:20:42,968 --> 01:20:46,805 - Peter! What's he done now? - Well, he saved the day, that's what. 1159 01:20:46,847 --> 01:20:49,975 You should be thanking him. 1160 01:20:50,058 --> 01:20:53,228 Molly? What in the world is going on? 1161 01:20:53,312 --> 01:20:57,274 It seems they were gonna kidnap the prince. Best we can gather, she's the boss. 1162 01:20:57,316 --> 01:21:00,527 She's my maid. I'm her boss! 1163 01:21:00,611 --> 01:21:03,071 Well, looks like you're gonna have to find a new maid. 1164 01:21:03,155 --> 01:21:06,783 And a new butler, I'm afraid. 1165 01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:10,287 - I resign. - Resign? 1166 01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:12,331 But... why? 1167 01:21:12,372 --> 01:21:17,127 Because as a wise young man once said, " Life's too short." 1168 01:21:18,045 --> 01:21:21,757 Peter, do something. 1169 01:21:24,218 --> 01:21:27,721 All right. Here goes. 1170 01:21:27,805 --> 01:21:32,601 Natalie, I think I mistook... 1171 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,813 infatuation and excitement for love. 1172 01:21:35,854 --> 01:21:39,983 Look, this... This is your world. It's not mine. 1173 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:43,278 The whole time I was here, all I did was miss my family. 1174 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,572 I'm in love with my wife and kids... 1175 01:21:45,656 --> 01:21:48,575 and I belong with them. 1176 01:21:48,659 --> 01:21:52,996 And I wanna come home. I mean, I understand if you need time to think about it. 1177 01:21:54,790 --> 01:21:56,959 Mom? 1178 01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:02,506 - Oh! - [ Crying ] 1179 01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,550 - I love you. - I love you. 1180 01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:10,222 Young man, how are we ever going to show you our gratitude? 1181 01:22:10,305 --> 01:22:13,308 Would your family like to spend Christmas with our family? 1182 01:22:13,392 --> 01:22:15,811 That sounds cool. 1183 01:22:15,853 --> 01:22:17,938 - Is that okay? - [ Chuckles ] Yes. 1184 01:22:18,021 --> 01:22:20,566 You're going to be with them? 1185 01:22:20,649 --> 01:22:24,236 Today? On Christmas? 1186 01:22:24,319 --> 01:22:27,156 [ Crying ] 1187 01:22:27,197 --> 01:22:30,075 [ Panting ] 1188 01:22:31,702 --> 01:22:34,329 Thank you. 1189 01:22:35,873 --> 01:22:39,001 ♪ - Music, on. ♪ ♪ - [ Christmasy ] ♪ 1190 01:22:40,669 --> 01:22:43,422 Snow, fall. 1191 01:22:43,505 --> 01:22:46,049 Ha ha! Hey! 1192 01:22:46,133 --> 01:22:48,760 I knew this was gonna be the best Christmas ever! 1193 01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:51,138 [ All Exclaiming ]